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CYDO_BOT is a very limited bot that cannot act on such complex commands as "write me a poem" or "fix my marriage." Instead, please refer to the following list of the currently available procedures of which CYDO_BOT can act on. However, please note that CYDO_BOT is prone to sporadic and unpredictable bouts of sudden intelligence and may occasionally spout full sentences or more. Attempts to recreate this phenomena have proven unreliable, and the cause of such behavior is uncertain. Please note that these features will update at irregular intervals.

POINTS: These mean something but I won't say what

         look down here                                                                  HI                                      eggnog is pretty good actually                                                                                                 dude have you ever had pumpkin spice eggnog? that shit goes hard                                                                                                           rev likes boys   No the other rev                                                    how queer                          D you have to actually read the first paragraph                           toast is pretty cool                                      d likes robots                                                  y u snooping?